Bob's April 2000 Photos
April 2000 Photos
Thomas is 25, trips to the cabin, the three Amigas, Easter eggs...
As Anne approached Nickki, their friendship necklaces gave off a peculiar odor. Nickki adamantly refused to believe it could happen, but she failed to notice how the potent emission affected the paint on the white house behind them.
In her dream, Nickki dreamed of the newest mind meld techniques. Placing a mother's head near a young baby, the mother is able to induce learning on the child. Proof of the process is seen when the baby begins to pucker its mouth.
Last month we learned that Kaylie was able to levitate. She took her abilities to a new level this month. Here she used her hair folicles to collect additional energy resulting in a bi-levitatation of Thomas and herself.
During tryouts for a new Pepsi commercial, Debra, Anne and Nickki pose as the three Amigas. Unfortunately the close conjunction of Nickki and Anne's friendship necklaces produced an odor strong enough to eat away at the fringes of Debra's shirt.
Energized from her levitation experiments, Kaylie is caught by the camera just before she streaked to light speed and disappeared.
This picture documents for Ripley's Believe It or Not that four people can randomly select apparel, plan completely random schedules, and end up in close proximity at a sunny location all wearing Khakis!
Ted and Lola were practicing smiling at the camera. Lola took several tries before she could smile showing only her upper teeth. Ted managed to go one further by smiling without showing any teeth! We also never understood what Ted was trying to communicate with the message on his shirt which said, Ur Life Pro its Own Des.
Although Bob tried to look innocent in this picture, it was all show. Bob's special absorbtive glasses collected life essence from those about him. The energy passes through the lenses to the back of his head. People with this talent often suffer from male pattern baldness. This allows excess energy to radiate freely from their shiny pate.
Failing to get a lucrative Pepsi commercial assignment, Anne challenged Thomas and Paul to appear with her on the King for A Day program. Just after this picture was taken Anne realized she had again failed to grasp the golden crown.
Anne and Debra paused in the sun while visiting our mountain cabin. Immediately after this picture was taken, both Anne and Debra spent several hours trying to untangle their hair.
Debra demonstrates her abilities to carve using just her hands. Here she has just finished carving grooves in the bark of the three-hundred year old douglas fir tree. Evidence of her practice can be seen in almost all of the douglas fir trees near the cabin. Apparently she has also learned to levitate (just like Kaylie) because the carving of the bark can be seen hundreds of feet up on the trunks of the trees!
Here you can see the results of some of Debras early attempts at bark carving. The bent tree in this picture was the result of un-even bark carving.
In frustration, Kaylie make an arm gesture that some would interpret as offensive. In reality she simply was checking to make sure her deodorant was still working.
Nickki practices drawing on a curved surface using her left hand and an unusual method for gripping the crayon. Kaylie, on the other hand, was trying to ignore the clothes pin attacking her back side while gripping an egg and wondering if the liquid in the cup was orange juice. Moments later she took a sip. It was not orange juice.
Kaylie waits patiently as the eggs begin their transformations. Unfortunately, she was upset when she found that the orange-colored egg didn't taste like an orange. She was later heard to murmur, "What good is an orange if it tastes like an egg?"
As a new arrival at the cabin, Kaylie could only watch as Alex performed tricks on his three-wheeler. Most of the adults, however, were showing the affects of the altitude and wandered about aimlessly. Some couldn't even park their cars perpendicular to the cabin! We won't mention any names, will we Andy?
Alex demonstrated the correct method for mounting the three-wheeler. At first Kaylie and Nickki were impressed until they noticed that Alex didn't even know that his helmet was on backwards.
Kaylie displayed her new hair style, called "Deep Creek Windblown". She admitted that her newly opened hair salon was not doing much business yet, but said it was only a matter of time before others with her taste for fashion would beat a path to her door.
To sip, or not to sip, that is the question. Kaylie learns at an early age that even bearded friends like Paul try to lure her into taking that first evil sip of a prohibited beverage. Later, she was heard to whisper, "He even wanted me to go onto the internet and visit a site called beerdrinkers.com!"
Embarrassed at having his helmet on backwards, Alex took his frustrations out on the nearby camerman and cast handfulls of mountain dirt and grass. He was later to claim that he was not responsible for his actions due to mountain altitude sickness. Likely story...
Kaylie adamantly refused to admit she had been sampling Paul's beer. But how possibly does she explain such a silly grin?
Kaylie took off running full speed across the grassy field just as a brown bear-like creature emerged from the forest. Closer inspection revealed that the creature was not a bear. Indeed, it appeared more like a four-legged dog wearing a collar. Later it was confirmed that the creature was a dog, known by some as Mollie Poppins.
Although Nickki insisted that cottage cheese was nutritous, Kaylie refused to listen. In fact, she went on to demonstrate the benefits of cottage cheese when applied locally to her face and cheeks.
Having heard about ball park franks and how Nickki was able to plump-up Austin, Angel has been experimenting with Brittney. Her success with the plumping process on Brittney was revealed in this recent photo.
Revised 05-06-00
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